You know how hawks are genuinely talented at eyesight? I’m similar that except amongst finding things. As a child, I was a ferocious Hide-and-go-Seek player. My reflexes became hence sharp, that it was almost every bit if I could run into into the futurity as well as anticipate the hiding spots of my classmates.
It was almost unfair.
My powers convey entirely grown since then, but all gifts come upwards amongst peachy responsibility.
Boyfriend discovered my powers early when he idea that he lost his wallet but genuinely it was simply on the floor. Since then, he has grown to depend on me to notice his things.
Yesterday, he was similar “Allie, where are my keys?”
I didn’t desire to halt playing online bingo, hence I was similar “I don’t know.”
Boyfriend: “Allie. Find my keys.”
Boyfriend: *SUUUUUUUUUUUUPERRRRRRRRR SUUUUUULLLKKKKK!!!!*
Boyfriend: “Where are they?”
Me: “Have you lot checked the couch?”
Boyfriend: “OH MY GOD!! HOW DO YOU DO THAT????”
I loathe it when I’m correct because this entirely reinforces the bicycle of dependency:
This is a terrible dynamic because what happens if I autumn off a boat as well as hitting my caput on a log as well as I instruct into a coma? Boyfriend won’t hold upwards able to notice anything as well as he’ll die. I am non beingness helpful past times letting him depend on me to notice things for him.
You guys, I convey to interruption the cycle.
I have to hide all of Boyfriend’s things as well as hence pretend similar I don’t know where they are.
Updates to follow.
UPDATE: I hid a bunch of things as well as when Boyfriend got home, I was all ready to hold upwards similar “Do you lot quest to brush your teeth? How virtually now? How virtually now? But genuinely – how virtually now? Why don’t you lot simply brush them now… it’ll salvage you lot fourth dimension earlier bed…” as well as when he went to instruct brush his teeth I was going to hold upwards similar “Oh no… where’s your toothbrush?” But hence Boyfriend was all “Meeeeeeeeeeeeh, I experience siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick…” as well as I couldn’t create it because he is lying on the couch similar this: