I woke upward today together with straightaway got sucked into my forum. I was together with therefore busy posting graphs, drawing dinosaurs together with discussing whether a centaur or a minotaur would win inwards a battle to the choke that I didn’t await inwards a mirror until close 45 seconds ago. This was likely a mistake. Or an endeavor at self-preservation. One of those.
Anyway, I simply looked inwards the mirror together with this is what I saw:
It was alarming.
Let’s look at this awesome graph I made comparison centaurs together with minotaurs instead:
I wishing I could create that inwards existent life. Like, if Boyfriend walked inwards together with was similar “Wow, you lot await pretty today” inwards a musical note of phonation that way “Holy crap, what am I doing amongst my life?” I could simply hold upward similar “Hey! Check out this sugariness drawing!” And he would forget close doubting his future.
UPDATE: EXPERIMENT FAILED. I drew this motion painting to exam my hypothesis inwards existent life:
When Boyfriend walked in, I held the motion painting upward side yesteryear side to my face. He was similar “What are you lot doing?”
Me: “I drew a motion painting for you.”
Boyfriend: “Is that us?”
Me: “Yes. Do you lot similar it?”
Boyfriend: “Why is in that place a comport attacking me?”
Me: “It’s non attacking you. It’s a friendly bear.”
Boyfriend: “Then why is it growling similar that?”
Me: “It’s non growling. It’s laughing.”
Boyfriend: “It looks similar it’s growling.”
Me: “What’s it supposed to do? It’s a bear. That’s how bears limited their emotions.”
Boyfriend: “What did you lot describe that on?”
Me: “A slice of newspaper I works life on the floor.”
Boyfriend: “I cry back that mightiness hold upward my credit carte du jour bill…” (takes newspaper together with turns it over) “This is definitely my credit carte du jour bill.”
Me: “Well, maybe you lot shouldn’t instruct out your of import documents on the floor.”
Boyfriend: “Maybe you shouldn’t describe bears on a slice of newspaper earlier checking to brand certain that the slice of newspaper isn’t truly an of import document.”