I woke upward today together with straightaway got sucked into my forum.  I was together with therefore busy posting graphs, drawing dinosaurs together with discussing whether a centaur or a minotaur would win inwards a battle to the choke that I didn’t await inwards a mirror until close 45 seconds ago.  This was likely a mistake.  Or an endeavor at self-preservation.  One of those.

Anyway, I simply looked inwards the mirror together with this is what I saw:

It was alarming.

Let’s look at this awesome graph I made comparison centaurs together with minotaurs instead:  

I wishing I could create that inwards existent life.  Like, if Boyfriend walked inwards together with was similar “Wow, you lot await pretty today” inwards a musical note of phonation that way “Holy crap, what am I doing amongst my life?”  I could simply hold upward similar “Hey!  Check out this sugariness drawing!”  And he would forget close doubting his future.  

UPDATE:  EXPERIMENT FAILED.  I drew this motion painting to exam my hypothesis inwards existent life: 

When Boyfriend walked in, I held the motion painting upward side yesteryear side to my face.  He was similar “What are you lot doing?” 

Me:  “I drew a motion painting for you.”

Boyfriend:  “Is that us?” 

Me:  “Yes. Do you lot similar it?” 

Boyfriend:  “Why is in that place a comport attacking me?” 

Me:  “It’s non attacking you.  It’s a friendly bear.”

Boyfriend:  “Then why is it growling similar that?” 

Me:  “It’s non growling.  It’s laughing.”

Boyfriend:  “It looks similar it’s growling.”

Me:  “What’s it supposed to do?  It’s a bear.  That’s how bears limited their emotions.” 

Boyfriend:  “What did you lot describe that on?” 

Me:  “A slice of newspaper I works life on the floor.” 

Boyfriend:  “I cry back that mightiness hold upward my credit carte du jour bill…” (takes newspaper together with turns it over) “This is definitely my credit carte du jour bill.”  

Me:  “Well,  maybe you lot shouldn’t instruct out your of import documents on the floor.”  

Boyfriend:  “Maybe you shouldn’t describe bears on a slice of newspaper earlier checking to brand certain that the slice of newspaper isn’t truly an of import document.”  

Touché, Boyfriend.